Oktoberfest Zinzinnati. The world of beer and brats will be centered on Cincinnati's 5th Street for 2 full days., plus a preview night on Fountain Square on Friday. Don't miss a second, unless you need to relieve yourself, which after a day's worth of beer drinking, you will need to do. Bring your grandma and your dancing shoes.
If anyone can find me at the event and you dressed in German-esque garb, then I might buy you a beer. Note the word "might" in the last sentence.
Oh, and Prosit!